option 1

The Mother-In-Law

$200 / 5 hours

Cleaning of all the eye can see (even the ones at the back of her head). Top to bottom, left to right, inside and outside (that’s for appliances….not the garden)

option 2

The Domestic Peace Treaty

$120 / 3 hours*

Keeping harmony between you, your family and the dust bunnies. Clean like Option 1, but on a rotating schedule so every corner and appliance get the love it needs over time.                  

*scheduled cleaning once every week, paid upfront on the 1st for the month ahead

option 3

The Socially Acceptable

$100 / 2 hours

Enough cleaning to pass for a functioning adult. Floors clean, beds made, suspicious odours neutralized – society will approve.